kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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