i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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