The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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