I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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