Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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