I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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