i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It's official drugs can't kill me
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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