Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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