She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
His nipple licking is glorious
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