If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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