): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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