i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I have aggressive nipples.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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