did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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