Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
True strength comes from lack of pants
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
