i just made my gag reflex go away.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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