One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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