Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I think i peed on brittanys purse
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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