fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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