yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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