Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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