rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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