quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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