I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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