I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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