It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you win again, gameday.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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