Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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