scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Let's paint friendship bongs
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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