at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you didnt know i had herpes?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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