Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You are a genius and a whore.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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