Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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