Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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