1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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