just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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