pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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