I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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