can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
