she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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