so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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