honey bunches of taint.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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