at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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