did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I want her autograph on my taint
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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