Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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