called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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