What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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