She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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