Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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