I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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