New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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