yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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