Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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