Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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