So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
