the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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