Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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