Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
be right there i have to get my cape
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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